Saturday, September 5, 2009


HI! I haven't written in quite some time. I apologize; really! I've been off saving the world from Ebola monkeys. It's an epidemic. Try not to breathe and don't have sex in Kitum Cave.

I bought a pair of Baoding Balls about 9 months ago.

They are meant to reduce stress and all that good stuff but I haven't even tried to use them until today.


I can't stop playing with them. It is the most relaxing activity done with your hands.

***Masturbation does not count.

I have become quite the proficient ball-in-hand-rolling-person. K...That's it.

Le fin,